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darias-sarcasm:

it would be dope if a Native American won Miss America

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"AIM was also pretty much the start of social media. There was a lot of exhibitionism. Away messages were the peak example of this. Sometimes the away message you left up for nine hours was more important than any conversation you had that day. It was the original flex. It was the original tweet. You wanted to let people know that you had an awesome life. Away messages were basically a way to say, “Your lame ass is on the computer but I’m out here getting it.” You left away messages like that when you could. You also found out about fun stuff other people were doing via away messages and felt left out."

Remember When AIM Was The Greatest Thing Ever? by Ernest Baker (via deadthehype)

or in my case, we showcased just how nerdy we were. or how much work we had to do. but we’d violate an away message for those special people

(via str8nochaser)

my profile was poppin. remember putting up away messages even when you weren’t away to make it look like you were doing shit? remember going invisible so you could ignore motherfuckers.

(via cinniie)

All of this is important

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shut-up-karen:

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I just did it

(via hip-hops-dynasty)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via wubangs)

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9 hours ago

viii-iii-mcmxcix:

When someone wants to kill your good mood

(Source: faithlifestyle, via ayeegisi)

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11 hours ago

petitfemmenoir:

thanoblesavage:

More success stories.

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